Thursday, July 30, 2009

And we're back!



Sorry for being out so long. As most of you know, I was on rotation in St. Louis. It was fun, and thanks again Theo for the use of your couch. Expect more regular comics.

Friday, July 17, 2009

I was told to do this

Shalom,

So here I am, on Theo's couch, told to make a blog post. Threatened, as it were. Well here is what I have to say. Theo is planning to build a robot and I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

Shalom

Thursday, July 9, 2009

No TV and no beer make Walter something something

You might think the answer is go crazy, which I will take this opportunity to do. I have no money, and thus I now have no TVage. I would also have no internet, except it is required for school. Being poor sucks. On a related note, if I own anything that anyone is interested in buying let me know, as everything I own is for sale.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Surprise!

Today Microsoft announced that there is a major security issue with Internet Explorer. The issue is why the hell are you still using IE and not FireFox or Chrome.

In other news,

I know I said the caption contest comic would be up by now. I have a confession...congratulations Evan, you have out funnied me. I have been staring at that panel for a week now and I can not come up with anything that makes "With Master Chiefs extreme bacon, only the sun is hot enough" any better. It is fantastic as a single panel, and to be honest I laughed so much I had to change my pants...So I apologize for my inability, and you win this round sir.

For anyone who reads this still and is interested, I will be in St. Louis from July 12-July 25 for a preceptorship. Although I will be in clinic and hospital most of the time, I am sure I will find some free time. On a side note, if anyone who is familiar with the current state of the highway 40 construction could tell me if it is open all the way up to brentwood, it would be much appreciated.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

News

A few things to talk about today, most of which would be awkward in comic form.
First, a winner of the caption contest has been chosen, and the comic will be up in a few days. Thanks again to everyone for posting ideas, some of you owe me a new pair of pants.
Next, this really has been a crappy week to be famous. Dr. Jerri Nielsen, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays had a particularly rough week. Of the three, it is Billy Mays whose death has affected me the most.
Obviously I did not know Billy, and many of you may be wondering how I could possibly care about the screaming man in the blue shirt. I have always made fun of Billy Mays, and I have never believed in the validity of products sold through direct response media (infomercials). I always considered Mays to be an "if it exists and can make me money I'll sell it" kind of guy. Then Discovery began airing a show called "Pitchmen". This show followed Billy Mays and his business partner Anthony Sullivan as they found new products, filmed commercials for them, worked with the inventors, and ultimately marketed the products.
Pitchmen showed a different side of Billy Mays. It showed that although it was in fact difficult to fit his ego in a room with anyone else, he also cared very much about the products he sold. He used all of the products that he sold, and was passionate about being successful for the inventors. Billy had realized the American Dream (if such a thing still exists), and his goal in life was to help others do the same.
So I guess Billy Mays' death shows the power of television and its influence on my generation. I felt like I was just getting to know Mays, and now he will never yell at me at 3am ever again.
On a separate note, I believe Billy Mays may have single handedly built and destroyed the infomercial business. Go ahead, name another pitchman (Anthony Sullivan doesn't count since I just mentioned him). That guy from shamwow? He beat up a hooker, how successful will he be selling family products. Who else? Who could possibly step in and be the next Billy Mays? It can't be done. Elvis could not be replaced, Bruce Lee could not be replaced, and Billy Mays won't be replaced. Direct response media will never be the same.
In conclusion: Someday I will grab a bottle of Oxiclean and yell about how great it is, my kids will look at me like I'm crazy, and I will be a bit sad...