Does he wash it first?

Due to a lack of artistic ability the part of Mario's body will be played by an indiscriminate oval.

Doctor Acronyms Part I

yay!

I have finished my second year of school. Now boards (license exam) is on June 14th. More comics coming soon but in the mean time, here is a bit of interesting information:
According to Robbins and Cotran Pathological Basis of Disease, marijuana causes testicular atrophy. Yeah...

Video Game Diagnosis

I think maybe I have been in school a bit too long...

Epic, part the last

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for my lack of posting as of late. While I have never been on a particular schedule, the last few months have been quite bad. There have been many life-changing events going on for me as of late, not to mention school being ridiculously busy. But I am done with this quarter in a few weeks, at which point I will move to St. Louis, take step 1 of my boards, and then proceed to drink heavily until rotations start in the beginning of July. So hopefully I will have some funny to post between now and then, but it will most likely continue to be sporadic.
Also, I really kind of phoned it in on this one, sorry.