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I just saw a headline on Yahoo news which confuses me greatly. The headline read "Scientists Reveal Why Some Butterflies Have Eye Spots On Their Wings".

Thank you, o great scientists, for deaming me worthy of this information. After years of posessing this awe-inspiring knowledge you have finally chosen to pass it on to us lesser beings. We are forever in your debt.

Damn those scientists with their expensive research and their basketball....

Medical School Begins

Tuesday marked the begining of my medical school career. Now, during my undergraduate experience I learned something about myself. Chemistry is not one of my stronger points. I can understand it, but I would not invite it over for dinner on a regular basis. So what was my very first class in medical school? Biochemistry, 8am. Yay.
School has been entertaining so far, but I assume it will become rediculously difficult by the end of the week, at which time I will be starting anatomy, radiology, and histology. On the plus side, some of those classes allow me to wear fancy doctor clothes.
Also, today I am a year older. Yesterday I was 365 days older, but apparently that was not a worthwhile accomplishment.

What do you mean "No Internet"?!?!?!!!!!

I finally have an internet connection again. People older than myself will (and have) mock me for my utter dependance on the internet, but I need it. Seriously, try living without it for a while, then try to remember how to operate a phone book, or find something in a new town with no maps...Now that I am connected to the world again, I will be posting more regularly. But for now, I need to be getting to class/orientation stuff...Apparently doctors often need orientating (orienting? Turning Japanese?).