So clever it's retarded

So I have recently been having a lot of trouble with mail delivery. Seems things have been taking forever to get here (netflix deliveries for example, were taking 3 days now are usually 5), and a package sent to me mysteriously disappeared only to be returned to the sender two weeks later. So I have devised a plan to find out for sure what the hell is going on. I will let you all know how it turns out...

Update

Just a few quick bits o' news. Wii fit is still going well. It's been over 10 months since I started with it, and today my weight was 174lbs. This finally brings my BMI under "so fat you gonna die" to an acceptable "maybe you should skip the doughnuts this morning buddy". While the weight loss has slowed, I am happy with the maintenance. Usually I am fatter than holy hell again by now.
Four tests this week. Yay...
Also, regarding the neurology test in my last comic- I actually managed to get 100%. Turns out 2+2 really does equal pajamas.

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