You shall not pass

Quick question

If the sex offender registry is unable to find the person you have searched, does the result come back as "error 404, phile not found"?

Avec trois!

Yarr

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Carrots

Science!

This is hilarious with a bit of microbiology background.

Water would be the most prominent feature

Wanton Violence

And now for something completely different...

A day at the zoo (part six)

A day at the zoo (part five)

A day at the zoo (part four)

A day at the zoo (part three)

A day at the zoo (part two)

A day at the zoo (part one)

My Book. Enjoy.

And I could never live in Manhattan

I almost didn't post this...

Latin is confusing

That's exactly what it means.

Sorry it's been so long since the last comic. Here is some funny to stem the uprising that is undoubtedly brewing from my absence.

Batman!

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